on a land very far far far away, but not too far from the train station, there is a not-so-fair lady who had nothing better to do but to fix things, answer telephones, answer emails, think, solve formulas, improve things and blog. She spends most of her time on fixing things or at least she tries to.

Her mighty ruler decided to leave and with such regret, the land not so far far far away from the train station hired an outside force of goodwill and more technical intelligence from the Technical Intelligence kingdom to come visit and help the not-so-fair lady.

The Technical Intelligence kingdom sends out so many helpful person every week and on each week the not-so-fair lady meets a different helpful man.

In most days, she likes the helpful man as he’s helpful and very intelligent. he has all the answers to her stupid questions and sometime she has the answers to his not so stupid questions.

And in other days, she doesn’t like them that much. Just like today, the helpful man came with full of enthusiam and joy that he’s indeed the helpful man of the day. He’s fine, friendly and just like the rest of them very technically intelligent.

On a slow day like today, all you can hear are their fingers tapping and murmurs of uncertainties. And the tragic tale begins.

The not-so-fair lady was all about fixing things today when a terrible smell started to touch her nose. The smell is familiar but definitely not coming from her.

She followed the trail of smell discreetly and it lead her to the helpful man.

She immediately turned around and composed herself. She thought, he wouldn’t do that.

Minutes then hours have passed, the smell is back. Again, she followed where the smell is coming from, discreetly of course and it led to the helpful man again.

The not-so-fair lady, spoke with such insanity (meaning talking to herself) and utter “someone had roast beef and potates last night”, with the intention of just making herself laugh, the helpful man heard it and answered with such joy “i did”

And that’s the story of the farting machine…

have a laugh..

what would you do if you get an email with a link of a video of you doing crazy things?

me.. i would.. LAUGH! and share it to people.

well, no need for words here just watch the video and enjoy..

just on my defense, i was asked to make funny faces, OK? hehehehe (excuses, excuses)

 again, Enjoy!

ok i got this idea from The Joy Box , on her 100th entry she put there 100 things about her..

i am on my 125th entry now.. cool eh? so i thought of doing the same thing and this time  i’ll make it more challenging, 125 things about me! that’s a lot to share and probably by the end of it you’ll know me like a book!

Enjoy reading!

Hopefully you’ll have fun reading it as I had fun writing it.. wait until my 300th entry

1. I believe in God
2. I love my mum so much
3. and I miss her even more
4. I love my dad
5. and I love my brother
6. I am in love with my boyfriend
7. and will always be
8. I am forever grateful to my auntie H
9. and so to my uncle K
10. I love my sisters and brother too
11. and I adore my niece
12. I am a friend to many
13. and never an enemy to anyone (I think)
14. I can remember names and faces (pretty good)
15. I can remember conversation even from 10 years ago
16. I can speak 2 main languages,
17. 2 dialects
18. and broken Arabic, Japanese and Spanish
19. I can count in Spanish fluently
20. I love dancing (any type of dancing)
21. I am known as Chikee in Philippines
22. and as Sheryl in Australia
23. I am still thinking of a Muslim name to use.. not that easy I tell you
24. I am very emotional
25. in fact I cry a lot.. happy, sad I cry
26. I love singing but singing doesn’t love me
27. I can’t carry a tune at all
28. I love watching TV
29. and I can’t be disturbed when I am watching TV (especially when it’s Grey’s Anatomy)
30. I love to experiment on cooking and let everyone taste it
31. I hate ironing clothes !!
32. I clean a lot
33. and in fact I disinfect almost everything (floors, sinks, toilets, garbage, kitchen, door knobs) hehe
34. I am lazy at times (when PMSing)
35. I cook breakfast for everyone everyday
36. and I cook dinner almost everyday
37. I don’t cook lunch
38. I eat left overs
39. I am a vinegar chicken and sambal kangkong addict
40. Chocoholic
41. Ok, I am moody
42. especially when I am PMSing, I have the worst PMS symptoms.
43. I have high risk of any type of cancer
44. and I’ve been hospitalised 2x for kidney infection last year.
45. I feel fat even though I am not
46. and I do have a belly (believe it or not)..
47. considering I am a size 8 (AUS) or (size 6 in US)
48. I used to be size 6 (AUS) – (size 4 in US) –that was last year though
49. I was 45 kilos or 99 lbs (last year)
50. and now I am 55 kilos or 121 lbs
51. I love Clinique products
52. and I love facials and pedicures!
53. I just permed my eye lashes hehehehehe
54. I love trying on different make up style
55. but I don’t wear make up regularly
56. I love shopping!
57. I have 20 pairs of shoes (right now)
58. and I only use 5 of them
59. I love girly dresses
60. and I love dark denims
61. I don’t wear much jewellery
62. but I have a jewellery business (www.fifthavenuecollection.com/sarguelles)
63. I don’t like spiders
64. and I have a phobia of pointed objects.
65. I hate being woken up in an aggressive way..
66. and I hate people touching the sole of my foot.. I hate it!!!
67. I love to kiss and be kissed
68. I love cuddling
69. and I love holding hands.
70. I am a jealous girl.. (not too much, but I get jelous)
71. I still some insecurities!
72. I love birthdays!
73. I love throwing surprises on birthdays!
74. and I love being surprised on my birthday or any occasion
75. I love daisies and roses!
76. I worry a lot! Simple things, big things.. I worry a lot
77. sometimes I can’t help to think negatively
78. but I am working on it now.. not to think negatively
79. I am teaching myself to look forward to tomorrow
80. and making the most of my day everyday.
81. I am surrounded with wonderful people
82. and I am proud to be part of a great circle of friends
83. I love my job.
84. I am a Systems Support Analyst
85. I hated Systems Analysis when I was studying
86. and now I am a systems analyst
87. I worked as carrot packer (I pack carrots.. carrots that you buy from groceries stores)
88. I worked as a waitress and I loved that job
89. I worked as a door to door sales man and I hated that job
90. I worked as university tutor and I’ve learned so much about
91. and I’ve been in a call centre helpdesk and that helped me and my family for a good 1 year (financially speaking).
92. I want to get married one day
93. and have kids, lots of them
94. I want to have my own house
95. with an awesome kitchen
96. a big back yard for my kids
97. a pool for me and my husband
98. and a swing for my own
99. I won’t give up working :) though
100. I used to hold a grudge to people but not anymore
101. I have forgiven those who hurt me and my family
102. However, I still hate Teena..
103. I don’t plan as much as I did when I was young
104. but I am visualising what I want to achieve
105. I have goals
106. and I have aspirations.
107. I love taking long trips
108. and travelling overseas
109. I love swimming but
110. I am not a good swimmer..
111. I love taking picture and posing for pictures!
112. oh, I can’t lie.. I mean deliberately lie
113. I always get caught by saying the actual thing
114. so therefore I am the worst liar
115. so I a result, I don’t lie
116. and that always gets me in trouble
117. sometimes out of trouble
118. what you see is you get with me
119. I am easily pleased
120. and I clap when I laugh
121. I jump and clap when I am really happy
122. I love writing long emails
123. and I love reading long emails
124. I love writing that I have a Blog
125. I am grateful to everything that has happened to me, good or bad, I am happy to where I am now and wouldn’t change anything in the past. 

 Hope you had fun!

 

heard of russell peters? well if you haven’t then where have you been hiding..

i reckon Russell peters is one of the funniest stand up comedian i know… at least in my generation..

he’s canadian who was originally from india..

he doesn’t have any indian name and his dad is eric and mum is maureen..

he’s brother is julio… HAHAHAHAH

anyway, if you haven’t seen any of his shows ever, then go visit www.russellpeters.com or if you go to youtube.com then search for russell peters and you’ll get clips of his shows and i tell you ”somebody’s gonna get hurt real bad, somebody”

“i met the ugliest indian girl the other day and her name is Priti. I told her no way unless your last name is nasty!” – Russell Peters